• Strawberry Shortcake THCA flower bud held up against a blue sky
  • Orange Creamsicle THCA flower bud held up against a blue sky
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The Quarter Pounder

The Quarter Pounder

the stock-up. two eighths of Strawberry Shortcake and two eighths of Orange Creamsicle. a full quarter ounce, priced like we want it out of the building (we do).

  • 2 x 1/8th Strawberry Shortcake (27.53% THCA, sativa hybrid)
  • 2 x 1/8th Orange Creamsicle (31.93% THCA, hybrid)
  • 14 grams total
  • $140 value

21+ only.

$89.00
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Lab Results

Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and compliance. Find the COAs linked in our site footer.

Shipping

Free shipping on orders $45+. Ships discreetly. We can't ship to every state, so check our shipping policy before you order.

Is This Legal?

This is hemp-derived THCA flower with under 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, which is federally compliant hemp under the 2018 Farm Bill. 21+ only. Laws vary by state.

Will I Fail A Drug Test?

Probably, yes. Drug tests can't tell hemp THC from any other THC. If you get tested, skip this one.

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what's in the box

everything below, one price, way less than buying separately.

Strawberry Shortcake THCA flower bud held up against a blue sky
Orange Creamsicle THCA flower bud held up against a blue sky

you save $51 ✦ that's a lot of snacks

THCA+=THC

hemp-derived THCA flower. heat it and it becomes THC. federally compliant hemp under 0.3% Delta-9 THC. the full explainer →

more ways to stock up

21+ only. not available in every state. may cause a positive drug test. don't drive, don't overdo it, go easy.

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