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The Dessert Sampler
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Strawberry Shortcake
Strawberry Shortcake
Strawberry shortcake, but she gets you high.
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$10.00
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Lab Results
Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and compliance. Find the COAs linked in our site footer.
Shipping
Free shipping on orders $45+. Ships discreetly. We can't ship to every state, so check our shipping policy before you order.
Is This Legal?
This is hemp-derived THCA flower with under 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight, which is federally compliant hemp under the 2018 Farm Bill. 21+ only. Laws vary by state.
Will I Fail A Drug Test?
Probably, yes. Drug tests can't tell hemp THC from any other THC. If you get tested, skip this one.
tastes like
strawberries, whipped cream, a little bit of cake
27.5%THCA
sativa hybridtype
strength
- sweet berry
- creamy
- bright
- uplifting
how she hits
everyone's different. this is the general vibe.
- first puff🔥
a sweet berry exhale and a happy little head buzz.
- 10 minutes in✦
chatty, giggly, suddenly into your playlist.
- an hour later☁️
easy body float. the day keeps moving, just softer.
best for: daytime, walks, cleaning the apartment, hanging with friends
THCA+=THC
hemp-derived THCA flower. heat it and it becomes THC. federally compliant hemp under 0.3% Delta-9 THC. the full explainer →
or bundle up and save
21+ only. not available in every state. may cause a positive drug test. don't drive, don't overdo it, go easy.
can't decide what to do tonight?
the sesh planner
pull the lever. we'll plan your whole night.
snack🍿popcorn w/ m&ms
activity🛁bath + face mask
soundtrack🎧2000s throwbacks
